can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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