i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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