Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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