Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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