We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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