Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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