Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
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