Having a random hookup so left but love u
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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