Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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