Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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