Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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