belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
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