so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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