dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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