can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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