dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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