OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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