I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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