there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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