Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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