ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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