I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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