My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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