Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
