UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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