I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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