she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Randomize
