what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Randomize
