And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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