is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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