She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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