The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i drank out of a bidet.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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