thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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