Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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