If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
Come see our sink grown plant.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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