Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
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