i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He passed out mid-signature
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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