did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
This girl is more easily done than said...
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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