white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
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