you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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