everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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