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On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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