i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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