question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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