I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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