ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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