I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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