So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
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