i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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