Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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