Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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