Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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