Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
