Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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