she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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