So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize